3 men are being flown in an old-fashioned airplane with no windows. They're all enjoying the aerial view of the city when one of the guys finishes an apple, and throws the core off of the plane. The second guy follows his example, finishes his banana, and throws the peel off the plane. The third guy, isn't eating anything, but unbeknownst to the pilot and other passengers, is carrying a bomb to blow up the plane. He starts the countdown sequence, but it slips out of his hands and also starts to fall down.
Meanwhile, in the city below, a doctor is performing a surgery, when a little girl comes running in.
"Doctor, doctor, I tripped on an apple core while playing soccer, and I broke my shin!"
The doctor replies, "Oh my, that looks terrible, I'll help you right after this surgery."
The doctor continues his surgery, but another boy comes running in.
"Doctor, doctor, I slipped on a banana peel while playing basketball and I shattered my wrist!"
The doctor replies, "Thats horrible, I'll see to you right after this surgery and this little girl."
Finally, as the doctor is about to complete his surgery, a chubby kid walks into the room, scared and out of breath.
The doctor states, "Did you break somethin to?"
The kid shakes his head.
The doctor ask, "Well, then what happened?"
"I farted, and the building next to me blew up."
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