The war

For those who are complaining about how long the war is taking but:
�It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch
Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

�It took less time to find evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq than it took
Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

�It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy
the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police after
his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

�It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!

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