Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic a card, any card!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Viola!
Viola who?
Viola sudden don't you know me?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Violet!
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Virtue!
Virtue who?
Virtue get those big blue eyes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Viscount!
Viscount who?
Viscount you behave!
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