When asked for her occupation,

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a
traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge
rose from the bench. "Madam, I have
waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this
court," he smiled with
delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not
pass through a red light' five hundred times."

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