Titanic Vs. Clinton


TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.


CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.


TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.


CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.


TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.


CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.


TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.


CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.


CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.


TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.


CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.


TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.


CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.


CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelery.


CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's gets a pearl necklace.


TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.


CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.


CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary

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