One day, A girl asked her father why her name was rose. The father replied, "because when you were born a rose fell on your head".
The next day, Another daughter asked her father why her name was violet. The father replied, "because when you were born a violet fell on your head".
Finally, his third child, his only son, came up to his father making a unnnhhhhhh sound.
The father replied, SHUT UP FRIDGE!
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