Plant Jokes

Plant Jokes

Vasectomomy


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...

A Rose By Any Name


There was a man who had memory loss. His wife ...

Q: How many Apple programmers


Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to ...

Blonde joke


a plane was flyin buy and one guy drops an app...

Merry Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

One day on the first day of school


One day on the first day of school, a teacher ...

Arkansas Couple


After having their 10th child, an Arkansas cou...

Knock KnockWho's there?Donna!Donna who?Donna sit


Knock KnockWho's there?Donna!Donna who?Donna s...

The Costume Party


A couple was going to a costume party.


The ...

Bin Laden's Surprise


After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama ...

The Top 15 Signs a School Lunch Has Been Spiked


15> Baked casserole? Yep.
Baked lasag...

Washington Monument


Bill Clinton, George Bush and Osama Bin Ladin ...

Oopsy Daisy!


On opening his new store, a man received a bou...

Retarded Singers


There was a group of retarded kids that were h...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving


Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I just cou...

HUMPURRR: Your cat has learned your password


Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Intern...

How to Give Kitty a


How To Give Kitty A Pill1. Grasp cat firmly in...

Crazy Physics Test


1] A shotgun shooting 12 pellets of 00 Bucksh...

I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to...


I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her ...

Nationality of Adam and Eve


What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
-Ru...

Rose Bushel, an amateur genealogical researcher,...


Rose Bushel, an amateur genealogical researche...

Good News/Bad News For a Pastor


Good News: You baptized seven people today in ...

Knock Knock 51


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who...

Pear tree


what hangs of a pear tree?


sore arms

Cheap HMO


Top Twenty Signs You've Joined A Cheap HMO


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