What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
I'm bacon!
Pig Jokes
The Glorious Leader visits a pig farm
Kim Jong-Un visits a pig farm and has the oblig...
I was walking downtown, and I saw a sign advocating veganism, that showed a pig and a dog.
It said, "why love one and eat the other?"
I t...
The suave Englishman at the breakfast table asked his sweetheart "Please pass the sugar, sugar!"
The debonair Frenchman asked his girl "Please p...
A dog, a pig, and a horse are in a band (Worth the read)
They are relatively unknown, and are struggling...
So I was driving along a country road...
...along a farm on my way to I-79 like I do eve...
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of wom...
A man hits a pig driving his car...
A man's driving though the country side way fas...
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon. :P
What's the difference between a fox and a pig?
About six drinks
I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia...
[Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-c...
A scientist's presentation.
A scientist researching genetics invites a grou...
Even pigs have standards
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia E...
How do you make Polish sausage ?
First you gotta find a retarded pig...
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm....
My Biology Professor told me this one
When Gandhi was studying law at the University ...
A pig walks into a bar...
... and says to the bartender, "One root beer p...
So a guy walks into a bar...
... and he notices a pig playing a piano in the...
A woman settles down on the veranda of a restraunt to eat some lunch and enjoy the sunshine with...
Her dog. She scoops the little old dog out of h...
Very dirty joke [NSFW]
A pig falls in the mud.
Neighbor
A combination of horse and pig
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
He was a boar.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree
A porcupine
Cross breading.
What comes out when you mix a male snake, and a...