A man's driving though the country side way faster than he should be when suddenly he hits something, so he slams on his brakes. He gets out, and hears a horrible screeching squeal coming from under his car. He calls 911...
"Hi, I've hit a pig and its under my car, wriggling and squealing in pain."
The operator replies:
"OK, first things first, you should put it out of its misery and make sure it's dead."
So the man goes to his trunk, gets out his gun, walks over and shoots the pig in the head.
The man picks up the phone again:
"OK, so now what do i do about his motorbike?"
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