Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

Farmer Sutra


A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying i...

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced...


A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced so h...

3 little piggies


There were 3 little piggies.The first pig walk...

Heard On Noahs Ark


10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple ...

Bad Heart


Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?...

Definition of a Male Chauvinist Pig


What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig...

Defamation of character


A man was sued by a woman for defamation of ch...

Germans Retain Surnames


BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans...

Pig in a bar


A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then th...

Sales


A vampire walks into a bar and asked the barte...

Deep Thoughts About Marriage


Deep Thoughts about Marriage


There was a ma...

Dead pig


Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back co...

You know you're in a redneck hospital when...


... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with ...

The real Joe Schmoe


Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthe...

Hitler and the Pig


Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with ...

Politically Correct Statements


10) He does not have a beer gut; he has develo...

Car


After their car broke down on a lonely country...

An International Breakfast...


An International Breakfast


At a breakfast t...

Fat lady in the bar


A fat lady walks into a bar with a duck on her...

Lawyer jokes


1. The Post Office just recalled their latest ...

Pig in bullbar


A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm ...

Special pig


A man is driving past a farm when he spots a p...

You might be a Redneck Jedi. . .


You Might be a Redneck Jedi if... Your Jedi ro...

What do you get if...


Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Re...

Who's Pig


Jenny and John went to the Market to buy some ...