What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog
Pig Jokes
Hippo Bacon
I asked my mom once, "You know how they have tu...
A Man Walks Into His House With a Sheep Under His Arm...
He finds his wife in the kitchen and says, "Thi...
don't be a pig
two cannibals split a unlucky explorer. They ag...
the three legged pig joke reminded me of a joke my dad once told me
a scientist was doing an experiment on a frog i...
Three legged pig...
A man sees a farmer walking a three-legged pig ...
A guy calls his local butchery...
- Do you have chicken paws?
- Yes
- Do you have...
A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness...
He goes to his friend who is also a doctor for ...
Two Pigs Laying In The Sun...
One pig says: "It's so hot out here." The other...
Pig With a Wooden Leg
A journalist on vacation in Texas is driving on...
A yuppie is driving through the country and sees a pig on the side of the road...
...but there aren't any farms nearby. So, he pi...
Three legged Pig
A traveling salesman trying to make a buck was ...
I bought a pig for $100
I bought a pig for $100 and named him Moo-Ham-H...
What happened when the pig ran into his ex?
there was a porkward silence
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm
Nice pig says the bartender. It's a duck she sa...
Three friends are lost in the woods...
As they try to find their way out, they chance ...
Help! Performing in front of a deaf audience, and need an appropriate opening joke or two (plus my favorite three little pig joke)
Tomorrow I'm conducting a charity benefit for a...
Marital Problems (possible oc?)
Dave got in a fight with his wife and took off ...
Pig
"That's the best pig I've ever had. My son fel...
What's it called when a pig kills itself?
Soooey!-cide
A hundred year-old man and his 98 year-old woman contact a lawyer to arrange a divorce...
...and lawyer asks them "how long have you been...
A pig, trying to save its life.
After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig sta...
black mans pig
There once was a black man who wanted to have a...
That is one Fantastic Pig!
So a traveling salesman driving through the cou...
A pig and a chicken want to open a new restaurant...
The pig asks what they would name it. The Chick...