Her dog. She scoops the little old dog out of her purse and holds him in her lap while she reads the menu. A man, a few seats away sitting at a table littered with empty beer bottles, turns around, looks and the woman and her dog and scoffs, "THAT is the ugliest thing I have ever seen." The woman flushes but refuses to say anything and just ignores him. The man leans out of his chair a little and hollers, "No, really, it's flippin horrendous! You'd do better to put it out of its misery!" The woman still ignores the man but is getting very angry. Finally, he swings completely around in his chair and asks, "I mean really, you're in public! Do you think it's appropriate for a pig to be in public?" Finally the woman snaps, looks at the man and yells, "Not only are you a belligerent drunk but you're ignorant as well! This is clearly a dog, not a pig!" The man blinks at her a few times confused, "Wha? I know that, I was talking to the dog!"
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