A pig walks into a bar...

... and says to the bartender, "One root beer please." After he drinks his beverage he asks the bartender where the facilities are.

"Toilet's just past the jukebox."

The pig uses the restroom and leaves.

A second pig enters the bar, "Two root beers please." He has his drinks and asks about the restroom.

"Toilet's just past the jukebox."

Second pig uses the restroom and leaves

Third pig enters, "Three root beers please." Does just as the last two pigs

"Toilet's just past the jukebox."

Third pig uses the restroom and leaves

A fourth pig enters and its the same routine. Root beers, restroom, out the door.

A fifth pig enters and has his five root beers. He heads for the door and the bartender asks, "Hey, aren't you gonna ask about the toilet?"

Fifth pig replies, "No, this little piggy goes wee wee wee all the way home!"

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