Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

How do you take a pig to hospital?

How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He buil...

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter...

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ...

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing?

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco ...

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you...

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November?

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbag...

Did you hear about the pig's vacation?

Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had...

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business?

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a...

A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate Ne...

A city child came running into the farmhouse.

A city child came running into the farmhouse. N...

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the ...

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road...

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig ...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ...

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

What do you get if you cross a pig and a teleph...

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with ...

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Su...

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake?

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tel...

CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?

CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: ...

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A wo...

A Pork Sport

Q. Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig...

A Pig Walks Into a Bar…

A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and dr...

5 Lies Job Applicants Tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...