How did the pig get out of the tree?
The swine flu
(joke my dad made up a couple ye...
Pig Jokes
Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A farm boy comes down to eat some breakfast
On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass o...
Teacher Questions Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What do you call an undulating pig?
Swinusoidal.
That new vet really screwed up my pig's colonoscopy
He's pretty ham-fisted
What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?
A ham brake !
What do cops do at a buffet?
They pig out.
This is the pig I sleep with when you've got a headache
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under...
what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A woman walks into a grocery store with a duck...
A clerk says, "Hey! You can't bring that pig in...
joke - Daily dose of laughter.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What should you do with your sick pig?
make it into cured bacon
I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said "why love one and eat the other?"
I thought to myself "they have a point. I shoul...
A farmer, a sheep, a pig, and a wife
A farmer walks into his house with a baby sheep...
At the dinner party...
the suave man asks his wife "Pass the sugar, su...
What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes!
Or "...
A Man walks into his house with a duck under his arm...
A man walks into his house with a duck under hi...
Poem...
A few people in my school class decided to make...
What do you call a flying pig?
Swine flu
What do you call a clever pig?
Cunningham
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a pig under one arm.
He looks at his wife in bed and says,
"Well, t...
A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.
She tells him he won't get breakfast until he d...