... and he notices a pig playing a piano in the corner. He goes up to the bartender and says "Hey, man. What's with the pig?". The bartender replies "There's a guy down the street granting wishes, but watch what you say. He's kind of sketchy."
The man takes off and comes back a little while later with an endless line of ducklings following him through the door. He goes up to the bartender and shouts "Man, that guy was terrible! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks!"
The bartender replied "What do you think I asked for, a pig pianist?"
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