...along a farm on my way to I-79 like I do every weekday morning...
But today I come out of a curve, and saw a farmer's goat and pig right in the middle of the road, just looking at me, right before I struck the goat.
I jammed on the brakes, skid a hundred feet, and sat there in shock (not even wanting to look back in the mirror to see what I had done.)
I got out, see that the goat is dead, looked around, saw no one, and pushed the dead goat off to the side of the road. I got back in my car and started my way back to the highway.
On I-79, a trooper pulled me over, and told me that I am being given tickets and a summons to appear in court for among other things, leaving the scene of an accident.... I was like "What?!"...
The officer said, "Yep, you almost got away with it too!"
I said, "Officer, I need to ask... how did you find out this even happened? There was no one in sight."
He said, "The pig squealed".
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