A scientist researching genetics invites a group of his peers to see his latest work. He leads them into a room with a cage covered by a white cloth. "Behold", the scientist says as he removes the cloth. In the cage are clones of the scientist, but 3/4 his size. "What's wrong with their faces?" asks one of his peers. The scientist responds,"I spliced in some pig DNA just to make things interesting." "Magnificent", says another of the peers. "What do you call them?"
The scientist smiles. "Pig-me's."
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