Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Monkey Jokes
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between...
The Lizard & The Monkey
One day, A lizard was walking down a path in th...
A priest, a rabbi, a man with a monkey, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of ...
What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
A joke that is funny but funny!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
Three blondes find tracks in the forest
They look down at the tracks.
The first blonde...
That's an ugly baby !
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver...
A monkey sits in a tree when a lizard asks..
..."what are you doing?". "I'm rolling a joint"...
Sardarjee finds a monkey on the street
and being a good citizen, promptly takes it to ...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver...
What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?
"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
The monkey.
A girl realized that she had grown hair between...
What key can help you peel a banana?
A monkey.
Father and son at the zoo...
A boy goes to the zoo with his father. They’re ...
I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday.
She went bananas.
My fav joke
A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus ...
My monkey...
Anna realized that she had grown hair between h...
A woman and her baby get onto a bus, and the bus driver says "That is the ugliest baby I've ever seen"...
Offended, the woman takes her baby to the back ...
A Girls Monkey hair!!!
A girl realized that she had grown hair between...
So, did you hear about the first monkey to be allowed to vote?
Apparently people are getting mad about this, s...
Why did the monkey cross the road?
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?
Because he did all his work pro bonobo
I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now..
It's called a Reese's Macaque.
I am the Internet
There's a fortress in the middle of a wasteland...