A monkey sits in a tree when a lizard asks..

..."what are you doing?". "I'm rolling a joint" answered the monkey. "Wanna join?"

The lizard joins but after a while the lizard says "I have a strange feeling in my throat.. Imma go down to the river for some water."

On way to the river the lizard feels he smoked a little too much. And he falls right in the river.

A crocodile sees him and helps him up. The crocodile asks why he was so clumsy and fell in the river. The lizard answered by explaining everything about the monkey and the joint.

The crocodile is against psychedelic drugs, and he therefore goes into the jungle to speak with the monkey.

"Hey, you!" yells the crocodile.

The monkey sits up in the tree and looks down and says "Shiiiit... how much water did you drink?"

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