An unemployed graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream.
An unemployed graduate was looking out for a su...
Monkey Jokes
A man walks into a bar ... (NSFW)
A man walks into a bar with a monkey.
The bart...
what kind of pants does a monkey wear?
ma-khakis
what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower?
It won't be long now...
Funny
1. April fool’s day
As experience shows, it's e...
What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey?
You don't deserve a banana.
A man needs help doing chores around the house
So he asks around saying he needs someone to do...
I'm tired of talking to the monkey!!
I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!
Identifying wildlife
This actually happened. My wife went hiking ov...
Ugly Baby
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus ...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus ...
Only works in German
- What is the biggest monkey?
- Giraffe!
How'd the monkey fall out of the tree.
He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall ...
I just burned my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH OOH AHH AHH" like a monkey
it was a chip pan,see
Why did the monkey trip over the branch?
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
Woman on the bus!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?
One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a...
Monkeys...
Anna realized that she had grown hair between h...
What's a woman's favorite monkey?
Macaque.
Some Jokes I Made Up
* What do you call a monkey in a circus? Banana...
Insulting Bus Driver
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
Hold that ugly baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
What's a monkey's favorite snack?
Rhesus Peanut butter cups!
What did the Banana say to the Monkey?
Yo
You peel me?
CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY
Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he ...