A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver goes; "Urgh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman walks to the back of the bus fuming and sits down next to a stranger.
"That driver just insulted me" she says
"What!!" He replies
"You go back up there and go tell him off"
"Go on, I'll hold your monkey"
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