Three blondes find tracks in the forest

They look down at the tracks.
The first blonde says, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde says, "No, those are bear tracks."
The third blonde says, "You're both wrong, those are monkey tracks."
They were all arguing when the train hit them.

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