The Lizard & The Monkey

One day, A lizard was walking down a path in the woods when he smelled something very odd. He did his best to sniff out where the source of the smell was coming from, and after a long travel he found it.

The lizard looks up into a tree, only to see a monkey smoking. Being a curious lizard, he looks at the monkey and yells "Hey! What's going on up there?" The monkey looks down to reply and tells the Lizard " Come up here and see, You'll love it. "

So the lizard, curious as can be, goes up and checks it out. The monkey looks at him and says "Try this marijuana. You'll love it!". The lizard, not know what marijuana is, starts to smoke with the monkey. After hours of continuous smoking, the lizard says "I'm going down the path to get a drink of water. I'll be back, save me some!"

So the lizard gets down from the tree, and walks down the path until he finds a dock over a river. He walks as far as he can and leans over far to get a good drink of water, when all of a sudden a turtle swims by and startles him! He falls in the river, and can't swim!

A nearby alligator starts swimming towards him, as he tries his best to get away. The old alligator helps him out, and after the lizard is breathing again, the old alligator says "What do you think your doing trying to swim in these waters, and what have you been smoking?!"

After the lizard explains to the old alligator, he has to find out exactly what is going on. He walks down river to meet this bad monkey who knows he's doing something wrong.

While walking down the path, he finds the monkey still in the tree smoking marihuana. He looks up and yells with a loud old voice "Hey! What do you think you're doing?!?!"

The monkey, Very startled, looks down at the alligator and replies:

"DUUUUUUDE! How much water did you drink?!?!?!"