A woman and her baby get onto a bus, and the bus driver says "That is the ugliest baby I've ever seen"...

Offended, the woman takes her baby to the back of the bus. She sits down next to a man and tells him "The bus driver just insulted me!" The man replied "Go and demand an apology! Don't worry, I'll hold your pet monkey."

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