Why did the monkey fall of the tree?
It was dead.
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Why did the secon...
Monkey Jokes
The guy who invented predictive text died last night...
his funfair is next monkey
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby...
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
The bus d...
NSFW - An eleven year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs.
She had gotten worried and asked her mother abo...
A Monkey passes away at a zoo, and they have no other Monkey's in the zoo
A desperate man is hired to dress in a Monkey S...
Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?
Cuz it was yellow and appealing!
Sorry if th...
The Ugliest
A woman walks inside a bus, she is carrying a b...
Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?
Both of the groups that are concered about the ...
Clown walks into a bar .
A clown walks into a bar with a monkey riding o...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
As she gets on, the bus driver says: ''Ugh, tha...
Jokes from a special needs adult
I take care of special needs adults for a livin...
What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?
A surrender monkey
What do you call a monkey with a hat on?
Donald Trump
Charlie Sheen is HIV positive
It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood.
A monkey is watching a couple underneath a tree...
'What magic!' He exclaims, 'The banana doesn't ...
How do you fix a monkey?
With a Monkey Wrench!
Women get insulted from driver
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
Stoned monkey
So one day a lizard was walking through the jun...
What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?
Literally... made you die laughing
e.g. Why di...
A Spaniard walks into a bar holding a monkey...
He sits down at the bar and starts coughing unc...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey...
If r/jokes had a theme song...
Nothing short of a howler monkey being violentl...
A Young girl noticed she began to grow hair inbetween her legs
She asked her mum about this. Her mum, thinking...