Military Jokes

Military Jokes

Anti aircraft weapon


The USA blamed the Russian companies that they...

Aggies R Dum


There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eate...

Drunk Driving Test


A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and ...

Sick and Pompous General


The general was confined to the military hospi...

Battle on the Ocean


Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, ...

Irish RAF


The Irish RAF stormed the RSPCA. They went to ...

Minutes in the Army


After a day of grueling maneuvers under the bl...

Speaking with the general


It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was o...

Army Life


The instructor wanted to impress upon the sold...

Change your course now


This is the transcript of an actual radio conv...

Q. How do the little


Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's...

Arm Conviction


A man is caught trying to rob a bank and sent ...

3 Sick Soldiers...


An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes u...

Girl in Army


Q: Did you hear about the girl who wanted to j...

Not me Sarge!


A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of hi...

Hit a Pig


A farmhand is driving around the farm, checkin...

US Air Force Humor!


"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots gen...

Always on Duty


A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main g...

Suzie's Legs


One day these 3 guys where walking down the st...

Purebred Police Dog


The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred ...

Rules of Combat


1.) If the enemy is in range, so are you.


2...

Monkey Driver


A hillbilly cop was driving along, when he cam...

Military Intelligence


Actual Air Force Maintenance Complaints


Here...

bin laden FOUND!


Bin laden was found yesterday.
he was hiding ...

Avoiding the Crowds


It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a me...