Hit a Pig

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got
a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the
bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"


"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in
the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and
throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you
said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."


"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.


"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"