A hillbilly cop was driving along, when he came across this
massive car crash. Both cars were totalled, and it was clear all
the occupants had been killed. The cop approached the wrecks,
and a monkey clambers out. "If only you could talk." mutters the
cop. Suddenly, the monkey nods its its head! "You can understand
me?" asked the hillbilly.
"Yes." nods the monkey.
"What were you're owners doin', boy?"
"Drinking." montions the monkey.
"They was drinkin' alcohol?" says the cop.
"And smoking" motions the monkey.
"And smokin' marij-uana?"
The monkey nods.
"Geez, say the cop, and what were you doin'?"
The monkey motions "Driving!"
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