Military Jokes

Military Jokes

How to Find a Foxhole

My gunnery sergeant and 
I were inspecting a Ma...

Left. Left. Left, Right, OUCH!

“Halt!” shouted our drill 
instructor. He had n...

Hungover at Sea

It was sheer brilliance. The ship’s operations ...

Letters to Soldiers from Children

Students are great about 
sending our troops le...

The Meaning of War

Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching ...

Airman Express

My friend, an Air Force officer, was riding his...

Sgt. Nimrod

I was working in Army security when a VIP from ...

Jimmy Fallon on ISIS

The Pentagon announced that its fight against I...

Baby's First Army Roll Call

During that first roll call in the Army, I wait...

Lamp of Mass Destruction?

When I spotted a Navy captain 
on the street, I...

An Air Force Truism

The only time you have too much fuel is when yo...

No-sense Sensor

A military base commander called to complain th...

Confessions of a Military Wife

My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most w...

Sky's the Limit

Humankind has a perfect record in aviation; we ...

An Army of None

We were an Air Force family, but our son could ...

Air Force Truisms

“Never fly in the same cockpit with someone bra...

Head to the Dentist

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my...

Bad Soldier Mistakes

It’s important that soldiers 
learn from their ...

Militant Roaches

I’m convinced my cockroaches have military trai...

The Perpetual Pizza Pun-Off

A Military lab has developed a pizza that boast...

No Emergency Exits, Thanks

The flight attendant on our trip was handing ou...