Military Jokes

Military Jokes

Police station


Your mom is like a police station, people come...

U-Boat


A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coas...

Wooden Airfield


An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led...

army man


one day mr Jones the army mans wife died


the...

US Naval Communications


This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conv...

Q. What do


Q. What do the TV shows 'Green Acres' and 'R...

Tally Wakers


Remember back in WWII we used to call all the ...

Number One Customer


During a job application, a boss of a successf...

Pilot


The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided...

Long and hard...


What's long and hard and full of seamen?


A s...

Pregnant With Doubt

When the sergeant told our new commander that h...

Aged To Perfection

The average age of people living in our militar...

The Deadliest Job in WWII

My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran...

Military Lesson: Never Volunteer

During basic training at Fort Leavenworth, our ...

At Ease, and April Fools!

We were inspecting several lots of grenades. Wh...

Military Pranks Are Scarier Than Bombs

The military has a long, proud tradition of pra...

How Did You Know The War Was Over?

My 90-year-old dad was giving 
a talk at our lo...

I Hope You ROTC

In college, my freshman-year roommate was in RO...

True or False: Military Edition

1) In World War II, a German 
U-boat was sunk b...

An Iraqi Beauty Regimen

After my niece returned from 
her second tour i...

What ‘Master Key’ Means in the Military

During orientation at Fort Sill, in Oklahoma, o...

Funny Military Punishments (According to Reddit)

• We made a private sweep all the sunshine off ...

The Time Traveling Soldier

When a soldier came to the 
clinic where I work...

An Old Army Truism…

Coffee tastes better if the latrines are dug do...

Zero Smarts Thirty

While in Kuwait, shortly before we deployed to ...