A man is caught trying to rob a bank and sent to court. His
lawyer comes up with a novel strategy.
The lawyer explains, "Your honor, this man's whole body was not
involved in the crime. It was only his arm that did this act.
Therefore, his whole body should not be punished."
The judge responds, "By your logic, I sentence your arm to
twenty years in jail. You may accompany it if you wish." The
defendant then smiles, sets his artificial limb on the table, and
walks off.
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