Military Jokes

Military Jokes

Lobsters


A police officer was driving his patrol car do...

Q. Whats red and


Q. Whats red and has 7 dents?


A. Snow whit...

Deadly Curfew


A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast Everybody...

Telling a tale of WWII


There was a fundraising event being held in th...

Iraqi Bingo


Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52...F-1...

Fat


yo mamma so fat she is as tall laying down as ...

The General's Valet


A retired four-star general ran into his forme...

Keeping the Piece


A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to...

On the high seas!


A merchant captain and several of his officers...

Plant the Lettuce


A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his ...

ARMY


What army really means...


A ren't


R eady f...

My men are very brave


General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, an...

Hitler and the Pig


Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with ...

US & IRAQI


IN IRAQ ONE NIGHT AMERICAN ARMY HAD REPORT THE...

HUM: The Village People Meets


HUM: The Village People Meets Star Wars (***)
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Changing Underwear


The men of Charlie Company had been in the fie...

Your mamma is so fat....


Your mamma is so fat she played pool with the ...

Fixing problems in the air force


''Squawks'' are problems noted by U.S. Air For...

The Accident Note


A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the...

GI Insurance


Airman Jones was assigned to the induction cen...

Aeroflot v.s. SCUD Missile


Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and ...

Bragging about old times


Two men were boasting to each other about thei...

Women Rock


What do women and rocks have in common?


You ...

Leutenant's Daughter


The little daughter of a lieutenant answered a...

People who don't believe in retaliation...


What to do if you fall into a conversation wit...