Military Jokes

Military Jokes

One man will defeat the English Army


A huge fleet of the english army came to a hil...

Giving sad news to a troop


The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I ...

3 Sick Soldiers...


An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes u...

You Might Be A


You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......


You ev...

The Penguins


One day a man in a pickup truck was driving do...

The Recruits


Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training ...

In the army now


A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,...

BinladenHog's Day


BinLaden popped his head out of his cave You k...

Enemies to the West


A knight and his men return to their castle af...

Glazed Cop


A cop pulls a guy over. The guy gets out and a...

Break Into the House


A man went to the police station wishing to sp...

Yo mamma.........


yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to see a...

Southern Party with Navy Officers


A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississi...

Illegal Right Turn


A gandpa and his grandson are driving to the m...

I Need an Ambulance


This is a call that came into the 911 emergenc...

The Interview.


Note: This is an extract of a National Public ...

The Old Lady's Car Jacking!


An elderly lady did her shopping and upon retu...

3 Criminals


These 3 guys robbed a bank and were making a r...

The Americans Complaint


Look, we have bombed these people, shot them, ...

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking


Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the w...

Tough Drill Sargeant


My army unit was so tough...
How tough was it...

Photo from Automated Speed Trap


A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automa...

Military Talk


One reason the Services have trouble operating...

War on Saddam


Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wonde...

Military Computer


World War III. The US has succeeded in buildin...