It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he
asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"What?!? That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you
doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," he replied.
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