One day these 3 guys where walking down the street when they
spotted this bar. They went in and had a couple of drinks. The
next morning they woke up and decided to go to that bar again
but they didn't know what it was called so they decided to call
it "Suzie's Legs". When they got there the cops asked them what
are you doing here so early? They said waiting for "Suzie's Legs
to open so we can get a drink"
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