Military Jokes

Military Jokes

Soldier staying still


An army soldiers' sergeant told him to stay wh...

Definition #2


Q: Definition of Marine
A: Muscles Are Requir...

FBI FUN


The FBI is considering three men to be hired. ...

Saved Your Privates


A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery a...

New Commander


One time there was an army camp in India that ...

Robber Old Enough to Drink


Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little c...

Fishing for Insults


"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to ...

Remember When...


One night, a woman woke up in the middle of th...

Slow Down at the Stop Sign


My friend was once driving around in Baltimore...

Army Wisdom


A Purple Heart proves three things: you were s...

Yo mamas so dum


yo mamas so dum she sat on the couch and watch...

Dumb Robbers


Criminal #1:
This guy in New York walks into ...

Training Iraqi Pilots


Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to tr...

Requesting a three day pass


An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the...

War Game Casualties


During an Army war game a commanding officer's...

Q. What did Cinderella say


Q. What did Cinderella say when she got to the...

Standing Still


During camouflage training in Louisiana, a pri...

Blonde Police Officer


A blonde walks into the police department look...

Saddam and his wife


why did saddam kill his wife?
he looked up h...

The Main Gate


A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main g...

Dear John Reply


The soldier serving overseas and far from home...

State Patrol


Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to ...

Hereditary Anatomy


Two brothers enlisting in the Army were gettin...

Definition #1


Definition of USMC
Uncle Sams Misguided Child...

Top Ten Sailor Complaints About New York City


10. When you enter the city, your dress whites...