Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

A teacher asks her students a math question.

"Class, there are three birds sitting on a wire...

Little Johnny at School


The teacher asked the question "Who was the fi...

Little Johnny praying..

The neighbours had come over for dinner at Litt...

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo.

As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant ha...

LITTLE JOHNNY... GEOMETRY

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence usi...

[NSFW] Little johnny asks his mom...

"Mom, why does granma have an oyster between he...

A new teacher was trying to...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems..

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...

Verbal Battle

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the ti...

we are on a scavenger hunt!

A woman answered her front door and found Littl...

Little Johnny isn't paying attention in class...

So the teacher asks him, "If there are three bi...

How are children born?

Little peter and little Johnny asked their gran...

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus.

My little brother just t...

Little Johnny makes class awkward again

Teacher asks kids to come up and draw something...

Clean English jokes, you must laugh!!!

Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he...

Teacher Vs Intellegent Johny

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Little Johnny and the drawing project

One morning to spice things up, teacher decided...

The little green giant.

In a small town there was a boy named johnny, w...

Mommy takes little johnny to the zoo..

As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant ha...

Little Johnny, sitting in class...

...and the teacher asks him, "If you have 3 bir...

Teacher doesn't realize who is really the stupid one in the room!

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Little johnny's intelligent answer

Finding one of her students making faces at oth...

Johnny in school

At school, the children had all been photograph...