A teacher asks her students a math question.
"Class, there are three birds sitting on a wire...
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
"Class, there are three birds sitting on a wire...
The teacher asked the question "Who was the fi...
The neighbours had come over for dinner at Litt...
All the other kids draw rockets, jet planes, ro...
As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant ha...
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence usi...
"Mom, why does granma have an oyster between he...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the ti...
A woman answered her front door and found Littl...
So the teacher asks him, "If there are three bi...
Little peter and little Johnny asked their gran...
He got his by a bus.
My little brother just t...
Teacher asks kids to come up and draw something...
Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he...
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
One morning to spice things up, teacher decided...
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches hi...
In a small town there was a boy named johnny, w...
As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant ha...
...and the teacher asks him, "If you have 3 bir...
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Finding one of her students making faces at oth...
At school, the children had all been photograph...