What happens when you put an elephant in the fridge? Dad asks little Johnny
"I don't know dad" responds a perplexed Johnny....
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Contagious
"Right class," said the teacher. "Who can make...
Little Johnny is at Sunday school
and his teacher asks him "If I went to Church e...
Little Johny Joke :D
A few months after his parents were divorced, L...
Do you know who Newton is?
A mother asks little Johnny "do you know who Ne...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny sees two dogs in the park going a...
Little Johnny was in School
When the teacher asked the class "What is the c...
NSFW - Little Johnny
walks into Mom and Dad's bedroom, Mom is on top...
tupid may stand up
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Dad Jokes anyone!
Little Johnny: Will you marry me?
Susie: You h...
A Christmas Wish
Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa,
Dear Sa...
Little Johnny was having trouble with school...
Little Johnny was having trouble with school a...
The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher tryi...
Little Johnny
In class the teacher notices little Johnny star...
I need help remembering a joke
I can't remember the punch line. I don't rememb...
When Little Johnny grew out of diapers, his dad had to teach him how to pee like a man...
"Listen here, son, this is how you do it," says...
A teacher walks into the class, and says...
"Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
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Ms. Teacher is experimenting new ways to make kids learn..
She asks children questions from the book chapt...
A few months after his parents were divorced...
Little Johnny passed by his mother's bedroom to...
"If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny excitedly raises his hand and the...
While teaching a class,
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked he...
Little Johnny puts a dot on the blackboard (NSFW)
The teacher in her first grade class asks her s...
The teacher in science class asks Little Johnny...
"Why do African American people have yellow eye...
Little Johnny is sitting in front of the TV...
... watching a program about NASA.
'I wish I co...