"Mom, why does granma have an oyster between her legs?" And his mom replies,"What? What oyster?" Perplexed, she goes to the living room only to find Granma sprawled buck naked over the sofa. So she explains to Johny,"Son that's not an oyster. It's a very special thing all women have. Now go to your room and do your homework."
He grumbles as he goes away "Sure did taste just like oysters.."
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