...and the teacher asks him, "If you have 3 birds sitting on a power cable and you shoot one with your bb gun, how many do you have left?" "None" replies Johnny. "None?" the teacher inquires as Johnny explains that by shooting one bird, it scares the remaining away. "Well I was looking for the number, 'two birds left', but I like the way you think, Johnny". So Johnny asks the teacher if he can ask her a question and she agrees. "You have three women on a park bench, each eating ice-cream cones. One of them is biting it, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one of them is married?" Johnny asks. "Well..., I guess the one sucking it?" ponders the teacher. "It's the one with the wedding ring", says Johnny, "but I like the way YOU think".
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