So the teacher asks him, "If there are three birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny replies "None." The teacher asks why and Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them off." The teacher says, "The answer is two, but I like how you're thinking."
Johnny then asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher replies, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny replies, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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