In a small town there was a boy named johnny, who was 8 years old. Whenever he was by himself he would play with his wiener, tugging, and pulling on it just for fun. When his mother would see him doing this she would always tell him to "quit playing with your little green giant". as the years went on he continued this, and every time his mother would mention that he shouldn't be playing with his little green giant.
One night johnny,s parents were going for dinner and had hired a baby sitter. she was told johnny could play in his room as long as she checked on him. the baby sitter told johnny he could go play and she watched TV. after a while she headed up the stairs to check on little johnny. She walked towards his room and noticed blood all over the floor of the hallway so she ran into his room yelling johnny johnny what happened?
He looked at her and said..my little green giant spit at me so i bit it's head off.
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