The neighbours had come over for dinner at Little Johnny's place. As they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Johnny to do the prayers.
Johnny replied, "But dad, I'm scared."
His Dad told him to just be honest and say what he felt best.
So as everyone joined hands, Johnny began:
"Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the kid who ate my cookies. Please bless them him with food so that he doesn't take mine. Also forgive his elder brother who undressed my sister and started wrestling with her. I'm sure he won't do that again. Speaking of clothes, I want you to bless all the naked women on my dad's phone with clothes. Seriously, they need it. And lastly, I want you to provide shelter to the homeless man who sleeps with my mom when dad goes to work. Thank you."
No one had dinner that day.
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