"Class, there are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter comes along and shoots one off. How many are left?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "None."
"No," she says, "listen closely. There are THREE birds on a wire. A hunter shoots off ONE. How many are left?" Again, little Johnny replies, "None."
The teacher asks little Johnny to explain himself. He says, "Well, if a hunter shot one of the birds, the other two would fly away."
Smiling, the teacher says, "Well, that's not the answer I was looking for in the context of a math question, Johnny, but I like the way you think."
Johnny asks if he can ask the teacher a question, and she says, "Sure." So Johnny asks, "There are three women sitting on a park bench, and they all have popsicles. One of them is licking the popsicle, one is sucking on the popsicle, and the third one is biting it. Which one of them is married?"
The teacher thinks about it, and replies, "Well, I'm going to guess that it's the one that is biting the popsicle."
Johnny says, "Well, no, it's the one with a wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think."
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