Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems..

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question,
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like
the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a
question for you. If there were three women eating ice
cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the
second was biting her cone and the third was sucking
her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher
nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said
Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way you're thinking."