Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Pink Cottonballs

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named ...

Another Little Johnny joke

On the last day of kindergarten, all the childr...

A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...

She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and th...

Little Johnny With Teacher

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroo...

Little Johnny

new teacher was trying to make use of her psyc...

What happened to you little Johnny

Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on...

Coin toss

Little Johnny : I was feeling so sleepy this mo...

Teacher asks students ...

... if there are any fools in this class please...

Little Johnny's Flashcards

One day in kindergarten little Johnny was takin...

Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny is always being teased by the oth...

The Pink Feather

Once, before the age of the internet, there was...

Little Johnny at the playground

Finding one of her students making faces at oth...

The Mouse

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and ...

A Teacher tries to get her students to stop counting on their fingers

The teacher calls on little Johnny.

"Alright ...

Green Thumb

Little Johnny was outside with his father one d...

Little Johnny

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twent...

Little Johnny's Teacher Gives the Class a Mother's Day Assignment

They were studying the meaning of various phras...

A science experiment.

In a science class, 3 worms were placed into 3 ...

I like the way you're thinking

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...

Do you think you are stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses when...

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who ...

Good manners

During one of her daily classes, a teacher tryi...

Surprising the Cows

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are ent...

LITTLE JOHNNY... STAND UP

A new teacher
tries to make
use of her
psycholo...