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Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Confused Child in Wedding Party
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As h...
Philosophic Anecdotes
An Oxford philosopher was giving a lecture on ...
Little Johnny's Bike
Well, little Johnny was going to his room, whe...
Why
why did the chicken cross the road.
cause he ...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?
You do...
Cat joke
what does a cat put on itself when it has a
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Grow up to Be a Doctor
One day in the first grade class, the teacher ...
When you come in to spank me
His father sends a small boy to bed.
Five min...
The Lord's Prayer
A mother was teaching her three-year-old daugh...
Animal Noises
A group of young children were siting in a cir...
A stick.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Perfection
There once was a PERFECT girl. Perfect clothes...
Playing in his room
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his...
Washing washing washing........
What do you call a president who washes a lot?...
Little Johnny and his mother
One day, Little Johnny was going up to his bed...
The calling
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy su...
I am waxing the car
Addie: "Why are you wearing your winter coat?"...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store...
25 Pound Baby
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he ...
School Play
Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school ...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms...
nock nock...
nock nock
"Okay, Disney World."
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by...
Birdman
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, c...