My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our
lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and
shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the
woods.
"Listen to me!" his mother said sharply, "From now on when you want to
go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?"
Matthew thought about that for a moment and said: "Okay, Disney World."
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