One day in the first grade class, the teacher asked the class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "A doctor?"
"And why's that?" asked the teacher.
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to
take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the
bill."
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